i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
Don't worry about later. I already pre-ordered a pizza for a 1:45 delivery and told them to ignore any calls from your number.
You're getting good at this, you know that?
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
"I played a game called "how drunk can you get in a minute" last night. How was your Thursday?"
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
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