There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
I don't have a choice really. It's either lose 15 lbs by Halloween, or I'm going as a giant banana.
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
You cant carve pumpkins without vodka. It's a Halloween tradition.
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
We kept trying to bring you to the hospital but you had a tantrum and kept saying you would never be Miss America
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
You kept saying we got to find the end of the rainbow, which turned out to be a box of lucky charms and Guinness in the bag of cereal
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
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