So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
just witnessed a squirrel raping another squirrel. i couldn't look away.
if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
I hid a 6pack in the microwave for later
I knew I liked you
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...
I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
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