I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
Tonight, I'm planning on being a bigger trainwreck than Britney Spears circa 2007.
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just took a pee in my own yard...decided i had to poo..only got a dingle berry....wiped it away with my finger..help me...my mom AND dad are home.
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
Managed to convince my mom that I had been home for 3 hours sleeping on the couch downstairs and this t-shirt was your dads. I am SUCH a fucking boss.
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
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how do you ask an olympian for your underwear back?
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
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