Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
He dyes his hair, fake tans and lies constantly. What did you really expect from him?
A better fuck for starters.
make sure you eat your skittles last so when you barf you can barf RAINBOWS.
I'm glad you enjoy my eating disorder so much.
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
You cleaned out the gashes in your leg from hopping that fence with that whipped cream vodka, didnt you?
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
Her fucking playlist had randy newman on it. It was like woody was watching the whole time.
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
Can you find me some 'I threw up in my hair last night' medicine?
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
So many questions
I feel like my entire body is ashamed of me today
You're a god amongst men today
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