I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
Woke up in a closet. I'm not drinking till summer.
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
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He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
This is the prime rib incident all over again
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
So you met him?
More like I walked in on him, drunk, naked, and doing "bathtub yoga". Please stop bringing your dates home.
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Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
They picked up the lamp, held it aloft, and proclaimed apropos of nothing “this is going right up my ass”. LOUDLY
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