Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
I think I'm going to start texting all the people that don't want to talk to me
just next time i won't let coke make me think I'm superman and drink a shit ton.
Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
I was woke up by the fucking Star Spangled Banner this morning. I sat up in bed and put my hand over my naked heart. I was so confused
Next time I pee on a car, I'll text you.
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
Randomize
