Why can't we have signs that automatically flash on our foreheads that say not interested when gross ugly guys come around, like those glasses that get dark when the sun comes out?
do you know what's more awkward than a positive pregnancy in a public bathroom?
not a thing
walking in on a stranger's positive pregnancy test in a public bathroom
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
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