i feel as if last night was a right of passage. to officially be an adult you must have a drunken one night stand with a co-worker and go to work the next day still drunk wearing yesterday's clothes...
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
I am making dinner in lingerie and heels and there is a 75% chance his roommate is going to walk in on this.
Yup. There he is. This conversation is awkward.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
as i sobered up i realized that her cute accent was actually a speech impediment
When a best friend shows up on a tricycle with a case a beer and goes "get on loser" you get on, because there is a magical adventure afoot
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
To potentially get me laid, I need you to send me your favorite memes.
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