you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
Just donated money to a kid for her softball team.
Obviously I'm trying to futher our next generation of lesbians. I may be hitting on her at the gay bar in ten years...
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
So I passed out with my boxers on in the hotel jacuzzi at 5am.. The manager who kicked me out was pretty cute so I left my name and number for her at the front desk. I'm giving it a 50/50 she calls.
I woke up on the toilet with my feet gorilla glued to the floor, cake and makeup on my face and my hand glued to my head.
Welcome to the world of vodka. Rule #1: NEVER PASS OUT. Happy 21st
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
I found them. Thank God. Now I'm gonna have to take a Xanax for the panic attack I almost had trying to find my Xanax.
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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