whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
I got drunk at the beach today. I got the word Badass! tatooed all the way across my foot. Probably a bad idea.
She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
Guess what? I had way too much to drink today. I'm properly wasted. Doing chores and playing video games while drunk. It's the nexus of stupidity and responsibility.
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
So... Sorry we took your wife to the strip club last night... And sorry we bought her that lap dance... I think you're getting closer to your dream of a threesome, though.
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