sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
This guy kept trying to use "see? I'm clean. Cleared by the plasma place today." as a pick up line. This is not okay.
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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