Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
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call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
boyfriend # 1 is in the bathroom and boyfriend # 2 is ringing the doorbell need back up this is not a drill i repeat this is not a drill
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
When you're all settled in, text me, and I can sorta apologize for saying that your phone can suck my dick. What I really meant to say is that your Windows phone can suck my Android phone's dick.
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
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