Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
They pay me enough to pretend to be either helpful, or heterosexual. If they want both I need one hell of a raise.
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
When I get off work and you're not around to hang out with all I do is lay around in my underwear and eat potatoes.
Wait, like drink with real Phil. Or Phil, the cat that sometimes lived in your closet in Myrtle Beach?
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