mustard is like jesus in yellow tights
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
The bartender cut me off so I peed in the corner. How no one noticed I have no idea.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
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So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
I met a gypsy today. She told me my soul animal was an owl and says she will now remember me as "Owl Girl".
so much tequila, so little girl.
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
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