Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
i ate a whole tub of butter with my hands last night. don't tell me about rock bottom
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
The guy had great intentions when throwing us free beer off the balcony... but of course I was the one to get hit in the face because that's the kind of luck I have
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
All our friends are getting married, and I'm the dateless guy bringing molly to their weddings.
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