this girl just gave me her phone number and 5 mins later right in front of me she is giving her number to another dude
call her and ask her what she thinks she's doing
frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
I'm by myself. some Midwest chick is hitting on me because I gave her a deviled egg. I need the distraction.
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
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