So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
I am 48% hangover, 48% bruises and 2% fingers I'm texting with.
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
I FOUND THE LEGS
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
Btw I definitely had pizza sauce on my face, a painful hickey on my neck, and I just remember screaming SISTER WIVES because of the girl's 1997 jean skirt! Wow.
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
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