Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
just stared at ed norton's ass for 26 miles. if there was ever an incentive to run a marathon, that was it. my life is perfect.
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
Honestly cannot tell if I’m magical or really, really high.
Last 4 google searches: class c felony, scary ghosts, peanut butter jelly time, Lindsey lohans vagina
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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