Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
accomplished twins. life is a go
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
he cracked the bottle of jager at 11am and said "hey, its Saturday and I gotta do something"
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
she's googling pictures of Freddy Mercury and whispering 'I'm ready'
please don't text me until you can spell three letter words again.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
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