Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
When you and Blake get an apartment I want you to buy this Costco couch I'm currently passing out on.
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
I tried to steal a Mike's Hard sign last night but it didn't work out
why what happened?
Well it was going fine.. until the bouncer noticed the three foot steel lemon sticking out of my jacket.
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
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