I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
after he handcuffed me and put me in the back seat, "Mrs. Officer" started playing, I thought maybe this could be my escape
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
Let me just say....i'm sorry about setting your carpet on fire. I had no idea that the paper towel would burn that quickly.
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
When she sees your dick for the first time, tell her it glows blue when orcs are close
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
turns out my ex girlfriend has become my most successful wingman. life is fuckin weird sometimes
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
You told me you were trying to learn all the MLB ballparks while you waited for your porn to load.
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
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