Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
Why am I sleeping on top of the fridge?
You were playing hide and seek with the dog. she couldn't find you and you passed out.
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