well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
My life would be so much easier if i could just ride around in the cash cab all day
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
Today I met the neighbor that shares my bedroom wall. When I pointed out my unit, he said, "Oh, that's you? Oh... that's you." I didn't think much of it until I was in bed tonight and I heard him clear his throat. He's. Heard. Everything.
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
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