We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
I'm posted up in the bathroom at au bon pain, high as balls, experimenting with eyeshadow combinations and listening to 90s jlo. The girl in the stall next to me just plopped a big one and I laughed, hope I ruined her day
Ok fuckface listen up and listen good. 1.calling dibs on a chick out of your league is like applying for a job with a highlight video 2. dont fucking ski down the stairs again 3. if you do, put it on your highlight video
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
What kind of scumbag goes to a baby's 1st birthday party with a black eye? This kind. Me. I'm disgraceful.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
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