So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
im gonna call it quits for tonight... I am so drunk I dont even have the motor skills to masturbate
I woke up and there is a food processor in my purse. Someone else's framed family photo. My front door is wide open and my gerbil is playing in the water bong.
Yeah I'm going to bathe him.
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
Last night I passed a kidney stone as I came inside her. Worst. Experience. Ever.
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
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