when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.
I should injure you considerably.
I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
According to my Fitbit I was passed out in my car for 2 hours after she got us kicked out of the bar
Randomize
