Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
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He just randomly started talking about Haiti and Conan O'Brien and his grandpa's hip replacement operation. It was the worst phone sex I've ever had.
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
I worked so hard to shave everything last night. EVERYTHING. He WILL be answering my phone calls. Otherwise he's passing up awesome random birthday sex.
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Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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