How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
I tried to get you a girl. They want us to cook breakfast though
Lolll I'll be sleeping
I'm practically buying you a 1 way ticket to pound town.
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
I just karate chopped a humming bird out of mid air. It came at my face while I was out side smoking. Scared the shit out of me. My ninja skills just took over. Haha. I mean really at that point it was me or him.
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
You're officially the most high maintenance man I've ever had inside me.
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
So now your dad has seen my tits. You could have told me he was coming by to help paint.
I didn't think you'd be painting the kitchen topless.
I couldn't find a shirt I was willing to ruin.
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