you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
Guess what I signed up for?!?!?!
Please tell me you're not selling your eggs.
Some old chick is rubbing my thigh and saying she needs some Memorial Day dick. Her teeth are kind of gross but I'm going for it.
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
I love how four vibrators are within reach of me right now, but not a single hair brush or comb
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
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