You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
You peed for a solid 5 minutes last night and turned around halfway through to give everyone watching a thumbs up
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
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the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
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do you know where my other puke covered boot is
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
And on the way out from Applebee's he tried to take the basket of toothpicks claiming he was using them as a tax write off. Last time I babysit my dad on thirsty Thursday.
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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