This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
Ooooh no. Jesus take the wheel, or Moses. SOMEBODY TAKE THE WHEEL
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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