I'm gonna do things to you that will make the neighbors want to move.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
I'll come out for a little. I can't be visibly hungover at work again or I get written up and fired. And yes, I am aware of how alcoholic that sounds.
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
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