It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
I wouldn't accept the money so he folded the $20 bill into an origami puppy and left a note saying "Not blowjob money"
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
She said she'd heard about my nickname in high school. Apparently sledgehammer isn't as popular as you'd believe...
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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