Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?
Life is so much better when you know you're gonna get laid soon.
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
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since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
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apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
He can only pee with the faucet running. It's like I'm dating a fucking toddler.
I need a new best friend. Someone who drinks like a fish, hooks up enough to raise eyebrows, and isn't afraid to admit that masturbation is the second best way to spend time. Someone like me! Help me put up posters.
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
I had to replace her wine with red vitamin water. So if she’s alive, you can thank me
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