your drunk exhusband is tryin to get with my drunk exgirlfriend. i think its funny. if you still talk to him dont say anything.
we're not divorced.
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
I swear to god....if you can give yourself a brazilian you can take a fucking bullet
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
Are you alive? Cause this is my official "im actually alive" text.
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
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