Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
some girl just asked me if I was that guy that hooked up with nine girls in one night. officially a local celebrity. gonna try and autograph her boobs.
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
Y'all let us switch shirts in the middle of 200 people....why did you let me get this drunk by noon?
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
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