STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
He sent me a selfie with his cat. He has found a way to my heart. And pants.
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
I said, hypothetically speaking, if I was going to be having some rough sex Friday night, when WOULD be the best time for a massage, mother dear?
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
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