He keeps apologizing for not being able to get hard when he's drunk. We havent even left the club yet.
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
You said your face felt like it was made out out of boxes and kept asking me to give you a bath.
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
I just finished a four mile round trip walk to CVS to buy shaving cream and lube. You're welcome.
I woke up hugging a box of cheerios that had "wonder woman" written in sharpie on it. So much for a sober night.
He had all the grace of a fucking hippo and the emotional control of a five year old
You gave me a bottle of tequila and introduced me to a ginger named cowboy. I actually love you.
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
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