i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
At some point last night I thought pissing in a bottle was an awesome idea when I woke up a little piss was actually in the bottle a lot was on my TV remote
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
I just cleaned your Jaeger vomit off my car with a knife. Don't ever say I don't love you.
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
OPIZZABONMYDICK
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
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