Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
you came out with your cock in between the legs of a balloon animal. Maybe she'll think you have a sense of humor.
What kind of balloon animal was it?
I've made friends with the guy dressed as a gorilla that was chasing the guy dressed as a banana around with a super soaker full of vodka. I feel this will be a good relationship for me.
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
I'm too high and old for this...
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
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