he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
You sprayed lemon pledge on your crotch because it was "dusty"
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
My parents are coming to visit the 28th. How bad is it that I put a reminder in my phone to "hide sex toys"?
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