Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
just survived the first fart of the relationship.
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
spending my first valentines day single in 3 years blazed and eating heart shaped brownies i bought myself. WHO NEEDS A MAN.
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
I smell like Dick and happiness
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
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