Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
I wish sober me loved running as much as drunk me...
I take back everything I said about communal showers
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
I need to stop drinking and eating and start working out. I look like the lovechild of John Goodman and Jabba the Hutt.
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
No amount of beer will make me feel better about this. It's time for Emergency Whisky
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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