My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
So I dropped $130 while buying shots for an army ranger, got my fake taken, almost went to jail, and came out of my black out when I was talking to the cops with a stolen detour sign in my hands.
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
Someone who makes you cum so hard that you have an asthma attack is clearly your soulmate
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
Fuck off. Since when do you love him??
Since he licked my arm to retrieve the macaroni and cheese he dropped. You have to appreciate that
Can't even lie. Mad respect
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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