Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
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Making and watching you take a mixed shot with vodka, chocolate syrup, tobasco sauce, cranberry juice, and sundried tomato juice wasnt the highlite of my night. Hearing you puking from downstairs was.
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
MEET ME OUTSIDE YOUR HOUSE IN THREE MINUTES. BE DRUNK. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
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Someone left their drag queen on my couch. On the plus side, he sure does know how to make a mean cup of coffee.
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
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