is your mom at the bar?
i have nine cents in my fucking bank account... not even a dime
Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
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