Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
A hefty woman and I mean hefty shoved her number in my pocket at the gym without as much as a hello, winked and kept walking. Going to use your bed to defile her, don't want her to know where I live or have my neighbors see! Thanks, you're a pal!
I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.
You wouldn't eat with utensils. You insisted on making your own spoon out of a bendy straw and staples while singing "I'm a survivor" by Destiny's Child.
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