We're like a lot better than the average bears
Just made out with a pet sitter. His biz card says "even hamsters". Lowest point in my life.
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
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How do I recover from singing "your body is a wonderland" on his voicemail?
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
I picked up the bartender so he could open the bar early and ended up with him giving me a ride home when he closed. I like snowdays and everything, but they get really expensive. Also, I think I threw up on his front door. Not checking.
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
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Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
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