I shaved my pubes to make my cock look like it has a lions mane. to surprise the girl that works at the zoo when she comes over.
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
How do people deal with hangovers? I literally want to eat my own face.
Two people confessed their love to me last night. Drunk is a good color on me
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i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
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I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
I offered to trade my cat for a bottle of tequila as long as it had a handle on it and realized I had a problem
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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