Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
Edward fifth and chaser hands
College is a time for personal growth. Meaning it's time to start using those pickup lines on randos at dive bars.
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
Can you check on Mike in the bathroom. It's been like 20 min.
He's fine. He's just standing at the trash can in line for another beer from the keg. Nbd.
i need some magic done to my vagina
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
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