He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
I hope you don't have to start the day explaining to me how you failed to turn "Can I practice my belly dancing in your apartment" into all night sex.
There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
My high school reunion is Thursday so I need to find an outfit that says "Haha, you got fat and I got tits. Suck it, bitches."
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
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