what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
did that guy on the oscars really just tell me to text a dolphin?
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
I got out of bed with her to go smoke a bowl with her roommate which was fine but I passed out when I went upstairs to take a piss.
Yeah.. she's probably not gonna call.
are you aware you chucked your pizza at a girl's face after the bar last night?
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Totally forgot I asked the cop for a theoretical fist bump and he still let me drive away
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
Definitely the only person to buy 2 handles a 2 bottles of champagne & 3 thirties while wearing a fanny pack
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