no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
This milkshake tastes better than sex. Priorities, I have them.
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
Try to fuck my roomie AND steal my slippers: you are no longer my favorite cousin.
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
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